Hey Hey, Mikuru, Yuki! Konata, Stupid Kyon!

I'm going off on an adventure. Without you. You guys can all blame Kyon for that, because I'm so pissed at him I don't think I could look at him right now. Hmph. ... That said, someone go get him before a monster eats the poor bastard.

Kyon, if I see you on the streets, I'm gonna hit you~!